What payment methods do you accept?

We accept all major credit cards (Visa/Mastercard/Discover/American Express) and PayPal. Gift certificates can also be purchased here!


When can I expect my package?

All merchandise is printed to-order and shipped within 7-10 business days of the date of order, except during holidays & special events. Orders are shipped either USPS or DHL. Some non-apparel items (like phone cases or beach towels) take additional time.


What kind of garments do you use?

Here's a comprehensive list of garments, including size measurements. Note: all designs are not available in all garment styles and/or colors.


Return Policy:

We print each garment to order, and we want you to love it. If the fit is a problem, maybe give it to your sister/brother/bigger brother/even bigger brother/dad or whomever you think would love it, too. Basically, we have no place to keep returns and you wouldn't want us to ship you a returned tee -- ew.

We keep our prices low knowing this, and have a detailed sizing chart for our garments available here.


What will you do with my information?

Any personal information collected when ordering (name, address, email, etc.) will be guarded in a big, old-timey safe by big dogs. We do not sell your email or anything to another entity, or print-off our whole database to bathe in the mass of paper like Scrooge McDuck in Office Space. It's all ours, and you will receive our email newsletter as a result! If you don't like the newsletter, just scroll to the bottom and hit unsubscribe—once you do it once, you'll never see us again. Even if you order again. Unwanted email is annoying to us, too, so we don't contribute to the cycle.